My Unique Sense of Humor

My students quickly learn not to expect a straight answer to any question they might ask:

Student: Can you help me?
Mr. E: I'm not a psychiatrist, but I'll do my best!

Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Mr. E: I don't know ... can you?

Student: May I go to the bathroom?
Mr. E: Not in here!!

Mr. E: Be patient!
Student: I have no patience!
Mr. E: Without patients you'll never be a doctor!

Student: I was just kidding!
Mr. E: Keep on kidding and you'll have a whole family of small goats!

Student: You're getting on my nerves!
Mr. E: Well don't leave them laying around!

Mr. E: Don't annoy him! He's annoying enough!

By the end of the school year, they even use these lines on me!!